1. I'm the last guy standing in a house full of girls. 2. I do video confessionals. 3. I picked the most attractive character in BB history to play as. 4. I smell like Old Spice. 5. I came SO CLOSE in my first attempt playing this game. 6. I am willing to take out the big players (even the ones I am close to). 7. I am a huge Community fan which should endear Shir to me <3. 8. I had SO MANY GOD DAMN conversations on Omegle before people were finally willing to throw in their support. And like almost all of those convos were people asking to see my dick -_-. 9. I look great in a banana suit. Who else can say that? 10. Because I am America's Sweetheart obvy. <3.